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uneame-solitaire:

EVERYONE PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP
some fUCKER on kik sent this to my 13 year old sister and we are freaking the fuck out. I want this to spread like wildfire we need this reported. My sister and I recently went through some very serious family/housing troubles so this could either be some random awful asshole or it could be someone very very dangerous that we know (who happened to steal alot of my parent’s and my sister’s belongings, alot of them happening to be our photo albums). or it could even be someone from instagram or facebook who knows. either way this is serious and my sister’s safety and autonomy is in danger right now. PLEASE HELP US. 
his kik username is martins76
please report him or do anything you can to stop this. We are very scared right now.

uneame-solitaire:

EVERYONE PLEASE I NEED YOUR HELP

some fUCKER on kik sent this to my 13 year old sister and we are freaking the fuck out. I want this to spread like wildfire we need this reported. My sister and I recently went through some very serious family/housing troubles so this could either be some random awful asshole or it could be someone very very dangerous that we know (who happened to steal alot of my parent’s and my sister’s belongings, alot of them happening to be our photo albums). or it could even be someone from instagram or facebook who knows. either way this is serious and my sister’s safety and autonomy is in danger right now. PLEASE HELP US. 

his kik username is martins76

please report him or do anything you can to stop this. We are very scared right now.

(via plushestrumpest)

— 46 minutes ago with 287 notes
theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE
I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words
You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!
Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.
Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.
Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.
YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED
The fanbase is annoying as hell
But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)
BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”
SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.
PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM
This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shitKAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW


SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES
I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.

theastronautcowboy:

hibi-chan9:

whosaidsealscantfly:

bibishock:

we-cannot-have-nice-things:

LET’S TALK ABOUT PEWDIEPIE

I bet right now 90% of you are thinking “oh god why this bitch” but shut up and lemme speak funny mouth words

You know who he is - Famous YouTuber who makes gaming videos for your amusement, ranging from TellTale Games “The Walking Dead”, Heavy Rain, to small low-budget indie games like "Can Your Pet"!

Pewds is actually a pretty nice guy. His humor may not be your type but that’s not a real reason to directly insult the guy. I mean we have him doing charities

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We have him posting an apology video for whatever wrongs he has committed, which most YouTubers don’t really do nowadays

image

He repeatedly states that he would like to try whatever his fans wish him to try (videogame-wise) - Tons of examples around his channel.

Not only does he repeatedly prove he’s a nice guy, but he also doesn’t abuse his fame for his own personal wealth, contradictory to what other people would say.

Yes, he is paid to do videos, but that is not the reason behind the videos. It didn’t stop him when he had one subscriber.

YET we still see entire videos, flash animations, rants, long walls of text bashing specifically him and only him.

image

It’s gotten to the point to where even if a fan says his name, they get a snarky response from ‘that one guy’

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BUT THEIR ATTITUDE IS NOT UNFOUNDED

The fanbase is annoying as hell

But that’s because most of the fanbase is mainly children and young adults. That’s the typical ‘gaming channel’ demographic.

image

That’s because some fans go on other gaming YouTube channels and yell that they’re copying Pewds. (We don’t know if they’re trolls or not!)

BUT THAT DOES NOT MEAN PEWDS IS A BAD PERSON. Sure, his humor may be droll, but keep in mind that half of YouTube’s top 100 subscribed and their humor is no better.

image

(This video started the small trend “period cup”.”

SO INSTEAD OF RELENTLESSLY BASHING SOME NICE SWEDISH DUDE LIKE IT WAS GOING OUT OF STYLE, TRY TO RESTRAIN.

  • PEWDS IS HERE TO STAY PPL
  • HE’S A REALLY CHARITABLE GUY
  • HE LOVES HIS FANS EVEN THOUGH THEY ARE VERY ANNOYING
  • HE MAKES PUBLIC APOLOGIES AND LIKES TO GET IN TOUCH WITH HIS FANS A LOT
  • HE IS NOT A BAD PERSON
  • HE IS NOT DOING IT FOR THE MONEY
  • IT DID NOT STOP HIM WHEN HE STARTED AND YOUTUBE DIDN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT HIM

This is not coming from a 13 year old fanboy. This is coming from a 20 year old weirdo that’s just getting tired of this “lol wat a faget” shit
KAY THANK YOU FOR READING HAVE A KITTY MARSHMALLOW

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SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

Also apparently he has that kind of humor because he grew up around that humor. As in, his native country has that sort of humor.

signal boosting this this needs MORE NOTES

I’m not really part of the bro army but this.

Not a Pewds fan in the least, and I find his humor annoying on every level possible, but this post is absolutely on the mark. I have nothing against the guy.

(Source: nergal-junior, via of-course-its-yaoi)

— 47 minutes ago with 35560 notes

dwninfinity:

dwninfinity:

I JUST RREEMMEBEREd FULLMETAL BACKYARdIGANS IM LITEARLLY IN  TEARS RIGHT NOW OOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHB MY GOSSSSHHHHHHH 

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(via squeakadeeks)

— 48 minutes ago with 8255 notes

bigbardafree:

shout out to chubby girls with small chests whose body type is never represented in posts about body positivity

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

— 48 minutes ago with 9096 notes
#THANK YOU  #ALL MY FAT IS ON MY STOMACH UPPER THIGHS AND NECK 
attention all vegetarians

peachtml:

a lot of people don’t know that mcdonalds fries contain beef in them and mcdonalds has been sued a long time ago for this but it’s still happening!!

the company says the “natural flavor” on the fries include beef flavoring

the official ingredients on the mcdonalds website for their french fries specifically says “natural beef flavoring”

even if you’re not a vegetarian or already know this, please reblog this and let people know 

(via beatlesboobsandbulges)

— 49 minutes ago with 1876 notes

nidoranduran:

seriousjizz:

there’s no such thing as perfect charact-

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Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz shes depressed 4 godz sake!

(via of-course-its-yaoi)

— 50 minutes ago with 3308 notes
ghirahim:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

howtoskinatiger:

grazie-arigato:

ハムスター速報

This is a Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus), a small species of antelope. They primarily live in mountainous areas, and it’s hooves are designed like that to allow it to stand on even the tiniest outcrop of rock. 

its on its widdle tippy toes

the underside of their hooves is also quite rubbery and allows for better grip— it’s reported they can land safely on rock as wide as a dime.
also they mate for life and always stay by their mate. one will keep watch while another eats and are generally the cutest little things

ghirahim:

thestarkidshavethephonebox:

howtoskinatiger:

grazie-arigato:

ハムスター速報

This is a Klipspringer (Oreotragus oreotragus), a small species of antelope. They primarily live in mountainous areas, and it’s hooves are designed like that to allow it to stand on even the tiniest outcrop of rock. 

its on its widdle tippy toes

the underside of their hooves is also quite rubbery and allows for better grip— it’s reported they can land safely on rock as wide as a dime.

also they mate for life and always stay by their mate. one will keep watch while another eats and are generally the cutest little things

(via robotoucan)

— 52 minutes ago with 102126 notes

orlandobloomers:

me: stop being racist please

family:  listen… liberal hippie trash ….u dont know anything abotu the world….

(via donutcats)

— 52 minutes ago with 151100 notes

not-angelina:

kusobabe:

the photoset looked so much better anyway smh

i thought these were paintings

(via texasassy)

— 54 minutes ago with 66910 notes

ben-c:

ben-c:

idk call me old fashioned but I feel like 14 year olds probably shouldn’t be having sex and doing drugs

how long until 14 year olds start sending me hate for this post

(via thedeathofablog)

— 55 minutes ago with 546 notes

angrywocunited:

This white sasquatch needs to read a history book. Your people stole this land from Native Americans, this land is Native land and it will always be. You have the audacity to complain about the existence of black Americans in America when your people brought them here because whites were too fucking lazy to do their own labor. Then you have the audacity to call Black Americans lazy. 

You don’t own America, you never will.

Go back to fucking Europe.

This is from a Vice’s documentary called The KKK vs. the Crips vs. Memphis City Council . Huge trigger warning, lots of white ignorance and narcissism. 

For the people who claim racism no longer exists, this was documented in 2013. 

2013.

(via dovah-sosa)

— 55 minutes ago with 1727 notes

defectivemachines:

*AGGRESSIVELY PUTS ON EYELINER*

SOME LEGENDS ARE TOLD

*PUTS ON ALL BLACK*

SOME TURN TO DUST OR TO GOLD

*BUSTS DOWN DOOR*

BUT YOU WILL REMEMBER ME

*PUNCHES YOU IN THE FACE*

REMEMBER ME FOR CENTURIES 

(via tsundeers)

— 56 minutes ago with 15851 notes

maghrabiyya:

this is what they thought 2015 would be like in the 80s

i’m sorry we have failed you

(Source: fybacktothefuture, via roxy-lalondee)

— 57 minutes ago with 48717 notes