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Callum | 15 | Panromantic | Grey-sexual | Non-binary | Any and all pronouns are cool with me | Single | Chubby

Hey y'all. If you have any questions, would like a certain trigger tagged, have a concern, have any requests or just want to pop in and say hello always feel free to! Also if you ever want to contact me through email, text, Facebook, etc., just ask and you shall receive!

Snapchat: McButchy

~toodaloo ya cockgobblers


sherlockhoelmes:

studies show there’s a 100% chance of sex if u send these to your crush on valentine’s day trust me i’m a scientist

(Source: xaviary, via cancerous-tumor-of-hate)

— 13 hours ago with 241404 notes
#REF 

estpolis:

when people ask me “what is the best video on the internet”, i say

(via pkmnprofessor-sycamore)

— 14 hours ago with 11286 notes

teenbitch:

unit03:

fuckyeahrihanna:

Rihanna whining

this is magical

LIFE CHANGING

(via alt-j)

— 14 hours ago with 86332 notes
Anonymous asked: Omorashi and ponyplay


Answer:

Both  B(

Keep trying and you’ll find a B) eventually, trust me

— 14 hours ago
Anonymous asked: I DONT KNOW WHO JOSH IS BUT HE SOUNDS GAY AS FUCK


Answer:

HE IS.  IS THIS MATT?

— 14 hours ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: "THEY HAVE GAY SAUNAS?"-YOU 2K14


Answer:

JOSH IS THIS YOU?!?!?  

AND DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT I WAS SO EXCITED

— 14 hours ago with 2 notes
Anonymous asked: I would tickle your belly button and go PBBBBBTBTTTTBBTBTBTBTBBTBTBBTTB


Answer:

oh my god whoever you are I love you wth

(I’m not ticklish btw, but I’d probably laugh nonetheless)

— 14 hours ago

janecrockeyre:

phantasmalwordsmith:

janecrockeyre:

i cant concentrate on anything and im making myself laugh im so ashamed of my life choices

mlem mlem mlem

(now with sequel)

I wonder what the other kids must be thinking about all this. 

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literally no one else bats an eyelid because john pulls this kind of shit all the fucking time

(via dawnyspirits)

— 14 hours ago with 11274 notes

jeffblimissylar:

Do you know who I think is the ugliest girl in school?

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That Hermione Granger

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You know what I’d give her on a scale of 1 to 10, with 1… 1 would be the ugliest and then 10 is pretty…

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I would give her

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an 8

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An 8.5

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Or 9

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Not over a 9.8

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Because there is always room for improvement

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Not everyone’s perfect like me

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That’s why I am holding out for a 10

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Because I’m worth it

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(via geekdean)

— 14 hours ago with 25506 notes
I want to _____ you.

quattuorviginti:

eye4aye:

uncaging-the-chaos:

reblog and see what your followers say

Interesting..

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I’VE LITERALLY HAVE NEVER DONE ANYTHING TO YOU PEOPLE

imageI can’t believe this is what it took to get you wonderful people to send me asks. These are all beautiful. You’re all beautiful.

(via not-so-rabid-homestuck-fan)

— 15 hours ago with 382764 notes